After a rather sad showing in the past couple weeks, I was anticipating this episode of Under the Dome to suck so I made up a drinking game to go along with it.The episode might have been the best of the season. The drinking game is not needed to make the episode enjoyable. But if you would still like to play, scroll to the end of the post.
I’m going to go with Carolyn (Aisha Hinds) pulled a Romeo and Juliet and offed herself after her true love died, because there doesn’t seem to be any other logic explanation to why she hasn’t been in the last three episodes. Surprisingly the teenage and twenty-something story line was actually good and the adult story line was just ridiculous this week. Joe (Colin Ford), Norrie (Mackenzie Lintz) and Angie (Britt Robertson) all slept by the mini-dome and awake to find a caterpillar inside it near the egg. Joe said the caterpillar will become a monarch butterfly. They head out to find anyone else who has had pink star seizures.
Later on, Dodee (Jolene Purdy) appears and touches the fourth hand spot on the mini-dome. And because she is over the age of 23, she is zapped and flung across the room. The seizure trio finds her and takes her to the hospital. Dodee doesn’t remember anything and Angie asks the nurse if anyone else has had seizures and the nurse said not since Angie’s 10th grade dance. Surprise, surprise that was Junior (Alexander Koch). Angie is forced to tell them that she was kidnapped by Junior for about six episodes while Joe and Norrie were too busy with their angst to look for her. After some argument, they decide to go find Junior.
That story line was actually good. The rest is why I am glad I played the drinking game. Barbie (Mike Vogel) and Big Jim (Dean Norris) are trying to find what dirt evil-hottie Maxine (Natalie Zea) has on them. Jim decides to go to one of her properties on the lake. Wait, there is a lake inside the dome? So shouldn’t have water ever been a problem. Whatever, Barbie goes with Maxine to the cement factory where she was created a fight club, gambling, bar that seems to be a mix between Datak Tar’s fight club in Defiance and The Hob in The Hunger Games. Really, this much post-apocalyptic stuff is created in– as Maxine points out — eight days? Lost didn’t even become barbaric this quickly they were on a deserted island.
Big Jim and Barbie’s story lines are pretty pointless from this point forward. Big Jim finds Maxine’s mom across the island. She is just an exposition character to tell us that Chester’s Mill isn’t as nice as it seems. Of course, it isn’t. Has anyone ever been to a small town before? Big Jim kidnaps her and then she jumps off his boat and might have drowned because…her hands were tied together. Swim with your legs? No, okay just drown then. Barbie refuses to help Maxine by throwing his cage fight and she says she can blackmail him because she knows he killed Julia’s (Rachelle Lefevre) husband.
But, over in the story line Julia has with Sheriff Linda (Natalie Martinez) this episode, she already knows. Linda finds out from stuff left in safety deposit boxes that Duke was paying off Maxine to keep drugs out of the town. Julia finds a life insurance policy for her husband. Back at the boarding house, Barbie comes clean about killing her husband, Julia said she already figured it out and she is totally cool with it.
Angie, Joe and Norrie bring Junior to the barn and they all put their hands on mini-dome. The egg goes nuts and projects pink stars all throughout the barn. The episodes ends with Junior asking what the hell do the pink stars mean.
Overall, I actually liked this episode. The adult story lines were laughable in an enjoyable sort of way. The society dissolved pretty quickly and Linda, the cop, just invites Julia, the journalist, to come along for her secret fact-finding mission. Cop of the year, Linda. The kid story line was actually good, save for the predict element with Junior. Angie was in every scene Norrie and Joe had together and Britt Robertson can actually act so it made them seem better. Only three episodes left, hopefully they are all this good.
But if not, maybe this drinking game will help.
- A dead character is mentioned.
- Joe and Norrie stumble through dialogue.
- Someone drinks alcohol.
- Big Jim and Barbie have a tense conversation.
- Anyone hugs or kisses.
- Junior is holding a fire arm (drink again if Linda gave it to him)
Or alternatively, just drink anytime someone says “dome.” It is a lot. Or for a super advanced level, just make that another rule.